covump

n. Annoying or inconvenient obstruction that interferes with a plan. Akin to a hiccup.

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We were doing so well. Then along came a covump and we were dead in the roses.

covump by gnostic3 October 2, 2020

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columpatate

Columpatate means when two fat cells come together to make one big baby fat cell. The more your fat cells columpatate the fatter you get. BEWARE: If you columpatate too much in your lifetime you will implode in a fiery ball of exploding fat cells. So I strongly suggest to take long walks on the beach before consuming any edible substance.

One day my mother told me "Dont eat too much or you'll columpatate!"

columpatate by Fluffy toosh June 16, 2017

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covimprovement

Something that had to be done differently due to virus restrictions that turned out to be better than the planned pre-virus restriction version of the experience.

Online group discussions are a covimprovement over in-person ones because I don't have to leave my house.

covimprovement by Veracity Legbeard November 18, 2020

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Covumped

where you get dumped by your partner, friend or family because they think you are dumb to follow warnings regarding public health or safety. But actually, they are dumb to ignore the warnings regarding public health or safety. You are fine, keep it up.

Julia covumped me minutes after I showed up at her door wearing my N95 respirator mask (note: I only have one, I am not hoarding) during COVID-19. I'm gutted but what a dumb bitch!

Covumped by endofdarkne$$ March 26, 2020