coroner 

Someone who investigates dead bodies that were probably murdered. they investigate dead bodies that look like they didnt die a "natural" death.

Notorious B.I.G. says "call the coroner!" in his song "Warning" because he's talking about how he's gonna kill some fools coming after him for his money.

coroner by THE ONE AND ONLY SAMANTHA August 4, 2007

coroner 

A forensics wroker who removes the bodies from the scene of the murder, and who also determines the cause of death and time of death by examining the outer and inner sections of the coprse. most of the time the coroner will expirence massive amounts of blood and gore, so the weak of stomach need not apply.

Man, csi last night was vicious but it was so grusom when that coroner slit that dead guys ribs with a bone saw.

coroner by SamanthaLauren February 19, 2009

coroner 

noun:
1;someone that fancies stale rump masculine love from a non-resistant cadaver,
2; a place to send someone when they have been a bada bada boyo
3; a person working i the medical field with dead patients becuase there is a less chance of being sued by a patient that is dead

tippy toeing into a room smelling of embalming fluid and growing the largest erection you can (2 1/2 cm) and then ramming it into the first specimens rear end that has a target painted on it

coroner by abused by rump riders! January 7, 2005

coroner 

someone with corona (covid-19) / displaying covid symptoms

coroner: COUGH COUGH WHEEEEZE COFF COFF SPLUTTER POP SPIT HAAAAWK PTOOOO COUGH COUGH CAAAAAAAAAAGFF
person 1: oh my fuck ?? yo move away from that coroner
person 2: oh shit thanks the fuck

coroner by poopsharterr August 21, 2021

Coroner's Cloth

Repeated flushing will not get rid of that turd which is so large it wont go down the loo after several attempts. It needs time to soak before its ready to be dispatched, but who likes to find poo floating in a loo?

The decent and well mannered thing to do is to lay a large piece of toilet paper, a "Coroner's cloth" over said turd, giving it time and dignity while it decomposes, before being flushed by the next user.

Who left this huge floater in here? They could have at least left a Coroner's cloth over it.

Coroner's Cloth by motorbiking November 22, 2010

coroner drop 

A dead homeless person in a body bag with their belongings neatly collected, but no one else around. Usually the result of the police or the fire department having wrapped up their work, but before the coroner has come to collect the body.

I was walking home from work and ran across a coroner drop under the highway. It was really depressing.

coroner drop by stubbstarbuck69 October 16, 2018

rounding the coroner 

As you are wheeled through the morgue, passing the doctor who is filling out "Covid-19" as your cause of death.

Having believed that the coronavirus was 'under control", that it would "disappear like magic", that wearing masks was for liberal wimps and that we were "rounding the corner", you were in fact only rounding the coroner. Under 'pre-existing condition' he filled in "believing a president who cared about no one but himself and nothing but his self-aggrandizement".

rounding the coroner by Monkey's Dad November 15, 2020