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Cuntfiddler

One who plays with, and/or fiddles with cunt on a regular basis.
Mary: "I can't believe how good Johnny was last night!"
Eric: "Yeah that's Johnny for you, he's a real cuntfiddler"
Cuntfiddler by SunBro November 4, 2014
Merge of the words 'confused' and 'befuddle.'

Origin unknown; I have claimed to have created it before to my friend, who had also claimed the same.
This class confuddles me.

I am confuddled.
confuddle by Rabid Nozomi January 19, 2007
to be confused to the point where it seems that it could never make sense
Since I was talking about how to multiply a different way to my brother, he was confuddled.
confuddle by Roseapple May 31, 2018

Confuddled 

So freakin' confused and befuddled, you are unable to even distinguish between the two.
"I just subtracted five ducks from my chocolate pudding and got the Constitution of the U.S. Are ye confuddled?"
Confuddled by Mouse1010 February 14, 2006

Confuddled 

Verb-Means very confused.
Zach is confuddled
Confuddled by Confuddled April 8, 2015

conTinder 

a candidate found in the matched list of suitors of the increasingly popular pseudo speed dating/just plain ole hookup app Tinder

a top conTinder: one of those suitors found at the top of said matched list, due to frequent text conversation
It's always nice to wake up to a new list of conTinders.

"Yea, he has a picture of his dog, a picture of him doing manly outdoorsy things, and all of his pics are taken by other people, definitely a top conTinder on my list."
"Hmm, my top conTinders take selfies, have beach bods, and are dtf."
conTinder by McNullty February 28, 2013