condimize

to put such a large amount of condiments on a food item that it looks sexually violated, probably anally (see sodomized).

I'll need 12 more packets of ketchup to properly condimize this hamburger.

condimize by jerimiah797 August 23, 2011

condomise

To use a condom during sex

Be wise- condomise!

condomise by redhotchillipepper November 1, 2011

condomized

When a girl asks a guy to go get a condom knowing that he'll have to leave the room to get one. As the guy leaves the room to go get one, she takes off and leaves. The guy comes back to an empty room and doesn't get laid.

"I went to get a rubber last night and I got back to the party to find out I've been condomized. The chick took off while I was grabbing a condom and didnt sleep with me.

condomized by Doshua Wingnut October 7, 2009

condomize 

Verb: to apply a condom. A neo-sexy Safe Sex word.

"They love it when you condomize them with your mouth."

"Hold on, let me condomize ya."

condomize by Tragic Rabbit June 19, 2006

Condomize 

To add condimients in the perfect ammount to ones food for them

"My fiance is epic, she not only made me a plate, but she condomized everything perfectly!"

Condomize by Maxinemurder February 4, 2013

condomize 

The act of putting on a condom

Bob - "I totally hooked up with that hot blonde over there last night!"

fred - " ha! Don't you know she has the clap? Hope you remembered to condomize.

condomize by enrico suave February 6, 2013

condomize 

To condomize a relationship means to jeopardise a relationship (mostly romantic) by having intercourse.

Hey! I am into you, but I don't want to condomize our relationship or whatever of it is left.

condomize by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013