satan's concubine

An extrememly short tempered, small statured, partially paralyzed woman who constantly fucked around on her ex husband, producing a child with a different father. Also likes to start fights by throwing the first punch but threatens the punchee that if he hits her back she'll call the police and use her disability as a crutch.

Stephanie was such an uberbitch that her ex husband referred to her as satan's concubine

satan's concubine by LaDeena April 23, 2007

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Dad's Stupid Concubine

an evil stepmother, a stupid xenophobe immigrant, can be abbreviated to DSC

me: Happy Fourth of July, Concubine! I hope this is Trump's last term.

Evil Stepmom AKA Dad's Stupid Concubine: Thank you! And I hope he will be with us for two more terms. We don't need any more immigrants or "Arabs" and I love my guns.

me: But YOU were an IMMIGRANT POLITICAL REFUGEE from a notoriously anti-semitic country that was granted ASYLUM in this nation, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!!

Dad's Stupid Concubine: Uh oh, looks like I got on your bad side.

Dad's Stupid Concubine by angie O edema July 4, 2018

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concubine

A woman who is involved in a monogamous relationship with a man but is not legally married to him. An old term for a kept woman or girlfriend.

She is usually a willing participant in the relationship and may be of any social status.

Anne Boleyn was just a concubine in the eyes of her opponents and she was slandered as a homewrecker; Katherine of Aragon was Henry VIII's true queen in their eyes.

The harem of the palace did house the Sultan's wives and concubines, but it typically also housed all of the women of the palace, including his mother, sisters, aunts, and cousins.

Queen Catherine de' Medici resented her husband's dalliances with his much older concubine, Diane de Poitiers.

The senator's wife was indignant, barely containing her rage when she confronted her husband about the secret series of concubines that he had.

concubine by Lorelili July 28, 2011

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Concubine

Collection of women whose sole purpose is to act as sexual relief from your existing wife or significant other. harem

King George had ten or fifteen concubines to act as cum dumpsters in luau of his fat, big butted, pig faced, wart covered wife he was forced to marry.

Concubine by Mike the Dialer King April 19, 2004

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evil jock concubine

high school teenager whose vast collection of boyfriends fall primarily under the category of jocks.

the supposedly hot girl every guy wants to date.

evil because she has a weakness for football players with tight abs and big arms and cares not for personality.

Hence, EVIL JOCK CONCUBINE.

PS- Psychologically harmful to incompetent non-jock males.
Is unaware of her classmates.

Term invented by Miles, from Transformers.

Mikaela Banes from Transformers is an evil jock concubine.

She dates Trent when Sam is obviously the better dude.

evil jock concubine by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 26, 2010

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concubine

A woman in an ongoing monogamous relationship with a man of her own volition, regardless of economic, social, or marital status.

My concubine is free to make her own choices. She may stay or go at her will.

concubine by dudemanhippie November 11, 2010

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