comeupance

Revenge, deserved retrebution, what's comin' to ya.

I'll get you, you'll get your comeupance.

comeupance by Mel Function September 6, 2003

combuppance 

An insufferable jerk you used to know - such as an arrogant jock in high school - who later is humiliated by baldness and must resort to a comb over or comb up, or alternatively just wears a hat all the time.

Friend: Did you see that dickhead Colt at the 10-year reunion?
Me: No, I heard he was too embarrassed to come because he's fat and bald now.
Friend: Wow, he really received his combuppance.

combuppance by SHLA April 24, 2014

comeuppance 

(1) Punishment or reward for one's actions; (2) getting what you have coming to you; (3) getting what you deserve; (4) karma.

Commonly mispelled as comeuppins.

Craig kept talking shit about John that night, so when John kicked Craig's ass the next day, Craig got his comeuppance.

comeuppance by T Hizzle March 28, 2005

Comeuppance 

When someone finally gets what's coming to them. Usually well-deserved and brings joy to others when they learn about it.

Jody got his comeuppance when he was caught cheating on a skanks-for-free website. Nice try Jody, you sloptart looking bastard.

Comeuppance by joemammy July 13, 2019

comeuppance 

A "reward" i.e. well deserved and long awaited revenge for past misbehavior. The "reward" should be administered by those previously wronged and in a public or humiliating way.

That bitch will get her comeuppance in the form of a public birching at the next group pot luck. Everyone there will be quite pleased at the chance to participate. I don't think she will be able to sit down for several days.

comeuppance by Melanie5 May 15, 2010

comeupans 

The rewards or spoils of one's act of "coming up" on an item that previously did not belong to you through keen time management and placement.

Where did you get that?

Man, I came up on that at work yo, thems my comeupans!

Put that in that box, I'm a comeup on that later, comeupans son!

comeupans by i.r. comeupans December 28, 2014

premature comeupage

Waking up too early after a long, late night of partying.

Nate: I gotta take a nap, I partied to hard last night.

Chris: Yeah, you are suffering from premature comeupage.

premature comeupage by xtopher brown December 9, 2008