college republican 

A young person, generally between the ages of 18 and 21 who is attending post-secondary education and holds the viewpoints consistant with the Republican political party.

A creature rarely seen outside the American South and Midwest.

College student 1: "I believe that abortion is wrong but capital punishment is right!"
College student 2: "Oh, I guess that makes you a college Republican."

college republican by Siwan August 19, 2006

College Republican 

The guys on college campuses who are responsible for the use and distribution of roofies (or Rohypnol) on college campuses and off-campus parties. Although they're always guilty of whatever horrid act they're accused of, they're rarely if ever held responsible, no matter how much evidence is brought against them (because of their daddies).

They are usually dressed like an 8-year-old participating in an Easter egg hunt at a country club and have some sort of run of the mill white name (i.e. Conner, Hunter, Brock, Cameron). Their favorite rapper is Post Malone because he's while and sponsored by Bud Light. Otherwise, they tend to listen to whatever is on the Top 40, refusing to leave out the N-word in singalongs.

"Who would have the caucacity to hold an all-lives-matter tiki torch rally on campus on MLK day?" "It's probably the college republicans celebrating that their Treasurer, Dakota Winthorp, only got a slap on the wrist after he was found responsible for all the roofies at that 'Fuck your holiday, THIS IS CHRISTMAS' party that had 15+ confirmed cases of date-rape"

College Republican by Honey Berry Backwood November 19, 2020

CollegeRepublican 

The break from all teachers intention in the 21st century. Inquiring a college intellect and not falling into the shit holes of professors intention to create all students into multi gender socialist trigger beasts. Having a mind of your own and not falling in line with the brain dead gender fluid zombies that are the majority of college grads.

wow a collegerepublican, it seems as though not everyone completely believes in the lies of professors and teachers nowadays.

CollegeRepublican by Alexjonez September 20, 2018