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cockscreen 

By analogy with sunblock and sunscreen (assuming sunblock deflects the sun's rays and sunscreen absorbs them), a cockscreen does not block cock, she absorbs it. Thus, you are not completely blocked from the friend, but may have to sleep with the cockscreen first to get through.
"That girl Dana there is being a total cockblock for her hot friend Jennifer!"

"Nah, she's just a cockscreen. Give her some lovin' and you'll get through, trust me."
cockscreen by Mike Westvleteren September 1, 2007
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Cockscreen 

An advanced version of a cock block. It's when several guys are simultaneously cockblocking in formation.
Steve tried to get Danielle's number, but she was suddenly surrounded by a cockscreen.
Cockscreen by LRRfan January 21, 2011

Cockscience 

A persons guiding ethics in regards to their cock. A persons cockscience stops them from having intercourse with undesirables. However in some cases a persons cockscience does not exist which is the reason the lower class exists.
Terry: I had sex with my sister last night Bill.

Bill: Man. Don't you have a cockscience? Just go and flog the dolphin.
Cockscience by Morghanistan June 1, 2010

cocksuredness

When a cocky son of a bitch is so full of himself you can almost smell the bullshit coming out of his arrogant mouth
Boy: I know you were checking out my junk. Wanna get outta here and go have the best sex of your life?
Girl: Fuck no. Your cocksuredness may be a 10, but you're loser ass is barely a 1.

John: Can you believe Steve actually thinks his lazy ass is getting the promotion to district manager?
Alan: I know! He actually lost 7 accounts this quarter. His cocksuredness is a bit extreme.
cocksuredness by gman91478 January 24, 2015

cockscrew rollercumster 

Having sex or masturbating while riding a roller-coaster. You must climax during a corkscrew.
Person 1: Dude You missed it, I totally just pulled a Cockscrew Rollercumster
Person 2: Do It again!
cockscrew rollercumster by Roc271 August 21, 2013
a sex move where a woman starts off by giving the man a hand job (shaking the bottle), then while the man is laying down inserts the penis into the vagina while the woman is still standing up and the penis is inserted the woman's vagina then begins to spin while the penis is still inside the vagina ( in the motion of twisting of a cap on a bottle).
My girl and I were tired of our old sex life and spiced thing up with the CockScrew
CockScrew by A-Wall9 May 26, 2009

Cockscrunch 

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Cockscrunch by Cum_Boy911 May 11, 2022