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cock flaps 

"I saw her naked the other day and her cock flaps were dangling like a large lettuce."
cock flaps by unclechicken May 2, 2010

Cock Flap 

The manner in which a male's penis travels when walking if unrestricted by garmet(s). Only applies to biological men, "transgender" men don't actually have penises, despite the current narrative.
Girl at nude beach: Omg look at they's cock flapping in the wind while them slowly walks towards us! I am so going to suck it off!
Other girl: That's a biological male you dumb slut. And learn propper english you libtard.
Cock Flap by dosel February 14, 2023
The slapping of one's Cock repeatedly. Usually a preferred method of violence against another for sexual reasons.

One is often not enough, therefore needing more than one Cockslap.
Cockslapper : Hey, what the fuck? Do u want me to Cockslap you again?

Cockslappee : Please No, anything but the Cockslaps!

cockflask 

A container for cocks. Something which keeps cocks warm or cool. A flask full of cocks.

Also a derogatory term for someone who has acted either inappropriately or stupidly.
You stupid cockflask.
Show us your cockflask.
I kicked her right in the cockflask.
cockflask by Cocky McFlask December 31, 2008

CockFlapping 

While after jizzing on a girls face you slap your penis around her cheeks
I GAVE HER A NASTY COCKFLAPPING
CockFlapping by BigD716 February 19, 2009

cockflap 

A hybrid of cock (penis) and flap (labia). Obviously in this masculine context, the 'flap' component takes on a new non-specific connotation, though probably equates to foreskin.
Used as a term of abuse: "You total fucking cockflap!"