chubstitute 

A combination of chubby and substitute, used in reference to a drunken obese female with whom a man copulates when he is down on his luck.

Timothy struck out with Sally, so he settled for a chubstitute.

chubstitute by imab9k9 March 4, 2004

Chubstitute 

A junk food that parades as a health food

These Quinoa Tortilla Chips are a total chubstitute

Chubstitute by Fish Sticks March 16, 2014

Chubstitute 

The fat kid who comes on for the last five minutes of a match -usually because his dad sponsors the team.

With the game drawing to an end, the team sent on their chubstitute in order to satisfy his dad who was watching from the sideline (whilst eating a kebab).

Chubstitute by manhattan surfer January 20, 2015

chubstitute 

A hot substitute teacher.

I had a chubstitute teacher in History today

chubstitute by scott March 2, 2004

Chopstitute 

A promiscuous sorority girl that hooks up with multiple men of the Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity.

Brothers, chopstitutes are high in number tonight.

Chopstitute by Abe Soong December 6, 2010

Chastitute 

A Woman or Man who sells or otherwise "whores out" their chastity through Media Attention or for Political Gain.

Did you see that Pro-Life Republican snob on cable, Chastituting out their soul for their overly excited 15 seconds of fame, on the FOX News Channel? What a Chastitute!

Chastitute by Gurrrfuss June 15, 2012

Hubstitute 

Noun. The man in a womans life who fills the role of Husband even though she knows there is not a chance in Hell he will ever marry her.

This is my Hubstitute John. We have been together for 12 years now.... no we arent married....no we arent engaged...

Hubstitute by locarb June 10, 2009