chronoable

Kron-oh-uh-buh l
adjective
1. capable of kiteboarding in 5 knot winds because you own an Ozone Chrono kite.

"It's blowing 5 knots. It's Chronoable! I'll be on the water having fun in 10 minutes." This will be your daily posting online to social media after checking the wind speed at your favorite kiteboarding spot. It will drive your friends insane. They will first tell you that kiting in low winds is not fun. However after seeing how much fun you are having, they will get an Ozone Chrono and become a fellow Chronie and kiteboard everyday as soon as the winds hits 5 knots.

chronoable by Matanzas Inlet March 18, 2015

Chronobate 

Masturbating at the same time everyday or on a certain day every week, month, etc.

Bob: Hey wanna go to Jim's?

Bill: Nah it's 4:00 o'clock, Jim's about to chronobate.

Chronobate by Ubergazz June 19, 2010

cronable 

adj. A task/process that can be converted into a cron job thereby freeing up a person from remembering and executing the said task/process repeatedly

Let me check if the image optimizer is cronable so that we don't have to run it every day

cronable by notapilot December 15, 2020

Chromable 

1. Can be chromed (as in metal)
2. Applies to Google Chrome

1. "that bar is chromable"
2. "this website is Chromable"

Chromable by Chromable October 27, 2008

Chronoage 

Also called cisage.

Having an age identity that is the same as your chronological age. Contrast with transage.

I am a chronoage 21-year-old. I was born 21 years ago and I do not identify as another age.

Chronoage by Shugunou January 20, 2023

Chronoblast 

A green knight that's typically in the sky.

person 1 "why is there a green knight in the sky over there"

person 2 "oh that's just chronoblast"

Chronoblast by krisbot February 14, 2021

Chronoblivious 

Chronoblivious (adjective):

Unaware or inattentive to the passage of time or temporal aspects of a situation.

Lacking awareness of deadlines, appointments, or the progression of events; exhibiting a disregard for punctuality or temporal constraints.

"She was so chronoblivious that she missed her flight despite having ample time to reach the airport."
"His chronoblivious nature often led to him arriving late for meetings and appointments."
"The chronoblivious student failed to submit his assignment on time, as he lost track of the deadline."
"Being chronoblivious, he didn't realize how much time had passed until he looked at the clock and saw that hours had gone by."

Chronoblivious by Chronoblivious February 19, 2024