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General Havelock 

This mythical creature is known to cause hypertension and erectile dysfunction in webmasters. Also known as 'Appleyard's Curse'.
"My interweb venture was running smoothly until I got a visit from General Havelock. Despite being off my food ever since, I now shit myself hourly!"
General Havelock by Timmy_W November 9, 2008
Related Words

charlock 

The bits off food that are left over in your dishes when you are camping that you just can't get out because of your lack of proper cleaning supplies.
When I unpacked our dishes this morning for breakfast, there was still charlock in them from last nights dinnner.
charlock by Concierge March 27, 2005

Caveblocker 

A giant, crucial bowlwinder that collapses into a shitmass that blocks the part of the toilet where the water goes down.
Bro, I unleashed a caveblocker and clogged the toilet.
Caveblocker by poondoggy April 13, 2009
A fat beaner named Edgar he’s very kind and has good money
Chavelo vente a comer
chavelo by Edgar3113 October 23, 2020

carelock 

"Aww, I love her. She's such a carelock!"
carelock by MrFalseKnight January 13, 2021

Havelock 

- To emit a huge amount of stupidity.
- A warm snow jacket.
Example 1.
*Man walks into post*
"Dude, you just pulled a Havelock"
Example 2.
"My new Havelock is very warm, I think I'll wear it to school"
Havelock by Arthas September 8, 2005