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Down Cataclysmic 

The absolute horniest and most depressing possible version of down bad
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Caraphernelia 

A condition in which someone abandons you but leaves their belongings behind, including painful memories.
Caraphernelia is the best song ever.
Caraphernelia by Rain.Pierce November 2, 2015

Down Cataclysmic 

A category 3 level of being down bad, being down cataclysmic can only be used to describe someone willing to go so low that one would have to otherwise be insane to commit such acts. Down Cataclysmic is so bad that one does not even need to respond with a sentence, they can just say "Down cataclysmic".

Similar to down horrendous and down bad, but much much worse.
"I took an 8 hour plane ride and $140 dollar Uber to see her, but she was busy that day, so I jerked off to her Bitmoji in the public bathroom and then went home."
"Down Cataclysmic.

Gone catapillar 

A person has gone catapillar when they seal themselves into cocoon like cover to escape any interaction with the world.
The freshman had gone catapillar in a quilt on the floor to sleep off a wicked hangover.
Gone catapillar by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016
A posh alternative to "coomcave"; A depressing gamer room often filled with cum/shit/piss stained sheets and clothing. The musty air that circulates the catacooms are often deadly to women.
a: Yo homie what you up to today
b: NUTTIN' much, just making my coom boom in da catacooms
Catacooms by frggerz September 14, 2020

Caraphernelia 

A heart broken disease when someone leaves you, but leaves most of their belongings with you. Known mostly by the song "Caraphernelia" by Pierce The Veil. Written when Vic Fuentes, vocalist, sees everything his ex-girlfriend left behind. Such as hair-clips, razors, travel shampoo, etc. After a while, making him miss her more and more.
Dude, she left her stuff behind. It's giving me caraphernelia.
Caraphernelia by BottyBot November 3, 2013