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Catapa

Native to Turkey, a medium sized tree fruit tasting much like papaya. This well loved treat often fell victim to theft at local bazaars. Merchants would wear gloves when handling Catapa due to it's know staining of the skin red, making it a visible marker for petty theft. Hence the origin of the popular expression "Caught Red Handed"
"I almost got away with stealing two Catapa's, but the shopkeeper caught me red handed!"
by RachRing January 9, 2012
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catapa-trois

An FFM or MMF threesome where the two same-sex participants intensely dislike one another, but somehow agree to a cease-fire for the greater good
"I would love to stay here and suck on your toes, but I got a catapa-trois to referee."
by NotSoSilentBob November 29, 2025
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Gone catapillar

A person has gone catapillar when they seal themselves into cocoon like cover to escape any interaction with the world.
The freshman had gone catapillar in a quilt on the floor to sleep off a wicked hangover.
by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016
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Catapult Turtle

The most convenient monster in the history of Duel Monsters.
With my Catapult Turtle I can launch my Dragon Champion toward your castle thereby shattering its floatation ring and causing it to collapse on top of your monsters.
by Koeji and Friends March 15, 2009
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Catapult Over the Fence

sliding back down his chest to align for exciting missionary position but missing
she Catapult Over the Fence and I jizzed on her chest
by kmfrayed April 16, 2012
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catpat

MatPat and his wife Steph's cat! His name is Skip but us theorists tend to call him CatPat. If you watch MatPat's live streams (GTLive) he'll often pop up rIGHT IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA.
Steph: Hi skiiiiip!
Jason: Everyone look! It's CatPat!
by luckynuppets July 8, 2017
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Michael Catapano

The guy who looks like he's 25 and looks like David Wallace. He teleports through the hallways and never takes his ID off. He also never leaves his bubble bath. Michael Catapano is also intimidating but probably a really fun guy. Ya'll should date Michael Catapano. Emotionless but kind. Very quirky. He's also questionably straight. Everyone loves Michael Catapano. P.s there might be multiple clones of him
Yo here comes Michael Catapano! Put your id on!
Look out D cat, comin through!
by LycanSpirit August 9, 2019
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