buttwedge

The male penis, specifically when used to penetrate anothers anus.

BOB: John, I dropped the soap. Will you get it for me?
JOHN: Yeah, I got it man. (Sproing) What? What the fuck is that shit?
BOB: Oh, sorry, it's just my buttwedge.

buttwedge by kingmarki December 10, 2006

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Buttweave

A situation that is hard to get out of or uncomfortable for multiple people

Example 1
Girl 1- Whoa, you got a tattoo without asking your parents?
Girl 2- Yeah my parent's are going to kill me and my older brother who signed off as my guardian.
Girl 1- Looks like you guys have gotten yourself into a pretty bad buttweave...

Example 2
Boy 1- Andrew is such a buttweaver; everything he says makes people uncomfortable.
Boy 2- Dude yeah he really needs to learn how to act like a normal person.

Buttweave by ButtWeaving4Life August 30, 2013

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Buttweiner

A tumor on one of your buttcheeks that resembles a weiner.

He showed me his buttweiner in the locker room. I told him to go get that thing checked out.

Buttweiner by mandyman January 31, 2009

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Buttweasel

(1) A word, first coined in InQuest Magazine, used mainly to describe people that have just done something stupid.
(2) A weasel that generally dwells in peoples' asses.

(1) "Man, George is such a buttweasel."
(2) "That's not hemorrhoids, I think you've got buttweasels!"

Buttweasel by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003