brown sandwich 

The act of defecating in a bed and then squashing the resultant faeces with the top sheet and/or quilt to hide the evidence.

Can be accidental due to a loose stool or a deliberate act of revenge. Popular in a hotel environment where it can prove an unwelcome surprise.

"I found out my girlfriend had been cheating on me so I gave her a brown sandwich while she was at work and left with all my stuff."

brown sandwich by Bweahns December 19, 2008

hash brown sandwich 

1987; year of the hash brown sandwich and the 3-5

Would love to wrap my mouth around a hash brown sandwich right now!

hash brown sandwich by NJKid09 August 13, 2017

Brown Bag Sandwich 

when you take 2 ugly girls with nice bodys and brown bag their faces. Then you have one lay on their back and you fuck them while the other girl has her pussy in the face of the other girl. You have become a brown bag sandwich

Chris-"What did you do this weekend?"
Graham-"I brown bag sandwiched these two girls from PSHS. It was great!"
Chris-"Dude thats fuckin nasty!"

Brown Bag Sandwich by C & G December 7, 2006

brown-eyed sandwich 

A brown-eyed sandwich is performed when a man titty-fucks a woman, backwards however, and the girl eats out the man's asshole.

I could go for a brown-eyed sandwich right now. I just enema'd!

brown-eyed sandwich by the poop doctor September 26, 2007

brown canal sandwich 

to pay two dead beat hookers to get naked and proceed to spread their butt cheeks as far as possible, then press them together with your face in the middle.

i sure did enjoy that brown canal sandwich i was offered the other day.

brown canal sandwich by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015

brown knuckle sandwich

five fingers clenched right up Uranus....

clench your buttocks tight, the big brown one is coming right up!

brown knuckle sandwich by Corfy josie April 27, 2006

Brown Icecream Sandwich 

When you jizz on a woman or man's ass then 2 guys or girls shit on the jizzy ass and you smush the butt cheeks together.

I thoroughly enjoyed the brown icecream sandwich last night!!!

Brown Icecream Sandwich by Rusty zipper March 18, 2025