brüchen 

German meat dish, containing pork, beef, chicken and the tears of 80's heart throb, David Hasselhoff. High in protein. Side effects may include being hooked on a feelin'.

Males who eat brüchen every day are twice as likely to survive a bear attack.

brüchen by teacherofthingsandstuff April 20, 2015

Buchen 

A cigarette, or bogue

Yo Ox-guy, buchen?

Buchen by 420swed September 26, 2010

Buchentuchen 

A cover word that can be used to replace other words like "ass" when in reference to females.

When talking in a group of three with another male when a female is present; "This girl has some nice buchentuchen."

Girl-"What's buchentuchen?

Buchentuchen by 2 Chainz Acolyte September 15, 2013

Buchenwald

Located in Germany, Buchenwald was one of the worst Nazi concentration camps, although not often mentioned. It is alleged that the wife of the commandant (her name: Ilsa(Ilse (sp?)) Koch) used the skin(sometimes tattooed) of prisoners to make objects, one often mentioned is a lampshade.
Some people believe that the evidence was falsified by the Allied liberators, but if this were the case, why only in Buchenwald? There would be equal opportunities and will(on behalf of the Allies and the ex-prisoners) to make false accusations at any concentration camp. A lot of these disagreements most likely come from Neo-Nazis and Anti-Semites anyway.

Buchenwald is was a horrible place and should be remebered as such.

Buchenwald by it doesn't matter, does it? May 10, 2006

burchenko 

To do something that makes you stupid or blonde.

"Dangit, I just pulled a burchenko."

burchenko by yourrrrmotherrrr July 27, 2009

DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN 

1: german for "you will need a nurse"

2: what to dial after 1-800 to get on Hitler's daytime talk show (from the TV show Family Guy)

"to get tickets to HITLER, call one, eighthundred...DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN by Molonious Prime February 27, 2005

DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN 

This is from Family Guy.
It is meant to be German, but is actually wrong, since the word "werdest" is not even a German word at all.

DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

The correct sentence would be: "Du wirst eine Krankenschwester brauchen".

(You will need a nurse.)

DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN by sentrio January 23, 2009