bottle tan 

A tan achieved by using a self tanning product, usually made evident by an unnatural orange hue. The alternative to skin cancer, or being called a ghost.
Not to be confused with a shake'n'bake tan.

That chick was really hot, but the bottle tan made her look like some sort of amazon oompa-loompa.

bottle tan by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

Battle Tank 

When a man’s meat and two veg braces for the impact of a cold endeavor such as jumping into a swimming pool. This phenomenon causes the scrotum to contract and the penis to retract upward and straighten out thus mimicking an M1A1 Abrams Battle Tank.

Dude Brandon and Jesse were swimming in the ocean all day, you could see their battle tanks from the balcony.

Battle Tank by Richard Moose March 8, 2018

battle tank 

A thick, busty girl with a hard personality. Also see Swamp Donkey.

Watch out for the battle tanks.

battle tank by James February 23, 2003

Bottlebanking

A sexual act involving the victim's head being pushed inside the hole of a bottlebank, so it can't be removed. It can be homosexual or heterosexual, but is usually in the form of gay/gang rape. The most common bottlebanking zones are those with the most bottlebanks e.g. car parks, supermarkets etc.

'Have you heard about that Johnson kid down the street?'
'No, what?'
'He got bottlebanked last Wednesday down by Tesco's!'
'You serious? Damn...there's a big bottlebanking scene around here'

Bottlebanking by Doveboi June 18, 2009

Remuera Battletank 

New Zealand slang for a large SUV named for an expensive suburb of Auckland.

"A Remuera Battltank was parked in front of me, filling up of gas. The driver asked me if I wanted to pull up and share the pump, and when I said 'yes" he said 'Tough Cheese, inbred.'"

Remuera Battletank by D F Stuckey February 18, 2004

bottleanus 

When you're at your straight friend's house pounding back a few beers and your friend gets up to go to the bathroom. You take your friend's nonempty beer bottle and forcibly insert it into your anus. Using your now gaping asshole, you rub your anus all over his couch cushions, pranking your friend.

Lance got up to use the toilet so i bottleanus'd his couch

bottleanus by Alec J Biello August 29, 2011

Bottlebanking

The act being caught by the head, whether voluntarily or through coercion, in a bottlebank, those most commonly used to recycle glass. The bottlebankee is then submitted to some form of sexual abuse or pleasure (depending on the situation), before being abandoned/rescued.

The origins of this practice are unclear, as are the motives for willingly being submitted to the stench of stale alcohol or other festering liquids whilst suffering molestation, however it is often linked more toward a homosexual activity than a heterosexual one, as described in the British sitcom 'The Inbetweeners' in Series 3.

I was walking through McDonald's car park last night when my head was forced through the green glass recycling slot and I was thoroughly raped. I later found out that I had been subjected to a practice usually known as Bottlebanking

Bottlebanking by Queefoooo October 26, 2010