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1. A modern term that refers to elaborate jewelry and impecable accouterments.
For a special occasion, the woman wore her platinum and diamond blyng.
blyng by ModernDomain.com April 6, 2008
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A sexual act involving an male individual who has attained the rank of Sergeant in a paramilitary organization. This individual is selfconscious, grouchy, and has poor muscle tone. During this sexual act, the woman throws the mans legs over his ears and completes penetration.
Wow, my knees are all tore up 'cause my wife Blongoed me all night long.
Blongo by Blongos July 16, 2019
A word you call someone when they do something you think was stupid or you call them a blongus because you don’t like them
Ughh Wyatt is such a blongus
Blongus by Mehow Mehow August 19, 2019
1. v. To insert a joint that is fat enough to be compared to a blunt, or a short blunt that can be compared to a joint aka a "bloint" into the hole at the bottom of the bong bowl and proceeding to smoke. "Bloinging" or "bloingin'" as it is referred to is often the most enjoyable way to finish off a bloint without getting burned. Bloint + Bong = Bloingin'
"Man, this bloint is getting short, I'll put that shit in the bong and bloing it up!"
bloing by king_bloint_420 September 25, 2008

Blongosphere 

(n.) Another term used to describe the internet(s).
I Can't believe my connection to the blongosphere died the night before the report.
Blongosphere by Tanker CMXL November 12, 2006

bling blong 

wordBling bling/word worn by suburban white kids.
Dag yo, check out the bling blong on that lacrosse player.
bling blong by Space Monkey June 1, 2003