blorsed 

being drunk (horsed) and high (blazed) at the same time

bro i was soo blorsed at tayla forde's party dude

HI

blorsed by guy thompsoner December 21, 2010

Blursed 

Blessed and cursed at the same time

*Picture of dog trying to put another dog in his mouth*
Blursed
Cursed because a dog is trying to eat another dog
Blessed because dogs are cute

Blursed by Wideeyedweirdo August 25, 2020

Blursed 

Blessing and a curse

I'm blursed with a big ole booty! Its a blessing and a curse!

Blursed by Liltashy1 November 29, 2017

Blursed 

Simultaneously blessed and cursed by a situation, object, person, etc.

I was blursed with so many opportunities and hated to make a decision.

Blursed by TuTally March 3, 2010

Blursed 

Something that is blessed and cursed at the same time.

it's cursed and blessed, so it's blursed

Blursed by Lern's big fan April 26, 2019

Blosed 

When one cuts ones genitals during foreplay

"Im gonna blosed you if you dont hand back my phone."
"Did you hear during the party John blosed Jane while they were in Paul's bed?"

Blosed by ABirdyCalledSam August 22, 2009

bloused 

1. messed up or confusing
2. to be intoxicated
3. to finish something

1. Everyone was naked when I got there; it was the most bloused thing I had ever seen.
2. I was way too bloused to drive.
3. After that J we bloused off all of Schneitzel's chips.

bloused by murdoc 1 May 7, 2007