blonch

When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.

"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"
"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"

blonch by JP tha Don December 28, 2005

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blonch

to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness

-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.
-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.

blonch by GraysonG December 16, 2005

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blonch • blonchi • Blonchoo • blonchotoo • bonch • blunch • blanch • blanche • blanched • blench

blanchin

Song by the artist lil big dawg of the gravity falls region of America. The word contains two meanings

1. Incredibly good

2. Incredibly crazy

1. This food be blanchin right now

2. This girl is really Blanchin right now

blanchin by JustBlanchinbro January 16, 2019

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Cate Blanchett

Cate Blanchett, the 2 time Oscar winner and the milf you somehow fell inlove with while watching Ocean's 8 or Thor Ragnarok and now you can't seem to stop watching all the movies that has her in it and have internal gay panics when you see a hint of her in any the movie.

"Have you watched the new movie with Cate Blanchett in it?, she looks so beautiful oh my god I cant even ewubfiaushfbwjonokdnwaamsxxcklmejoihqa0huofessojes"
"no.... but are you ok?"

Cate Blanchett by MichiyaYu August 16, 2021