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see abysmal, i.e., really, really bad or horrible, or shitty
Man, this is bad! And I've had my share of bad reviews. I still remember my first good one though. 'Everything else in this production of Our Town was simply terrible. Joey Tribbiani was bizmol (abysmal).'
bizmol by 1234lalala1234 July 27, 2010
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blizm with my flip flop 

share some booze with a complete stranger, usually some mad dog or a 40.
Hey man, wanna blizm with my flip flop.

blizzowned

When the company Blizzard owns your stupid ass for pretty much anything in World of Warcraft.

You know you've been blizzowned when:

1) Your character gets nerfed.
2) You try to exploit the game and Blizzard already thought that you'd do it and premptivly blocked it.
3) Your account gets banned.
4) When you glitch the game somehow and your character has been rendered useless in one way or another.
5) When you say that Blizzard won't fix something via patch, but in the very next patch, that particular thing is fixed.
1) The mage got blizzowned.
2) I thought I could talk to the horde through custom emots, but I got blizzowned.
3) I was hacking WoW, but they caught me and I got blizzowned.
4) While I was running, my mage blinked and fell through the world to her death. She got blizzowned.
5) Oscar: Blizzard is never going to fix the Druid.
Tyler: Yes they will. Blizzard will buff them.
*new patch comes out*
Oscar: Says they buffed the druids armor by over 150% in two different forms...
Tyler: BLIZZOWNED!
blizzowned by FLEABttn December 22, 2004

blizzowjobicle 

Putting her mouth around my manly part, the Swedish babe proceeded to give me a blizzowjobicle.
blizzowjobicle by Justin Morris Wood September 2, 2003

Bliznosticated 

being in an almost comatose state from smoking pot; so incredibly stoned that you can't even pronounce the word
me and big d just smoked that whole ounce dogg! we bliznosticated!
Bliznosticated by HoZeR187 December 9, 2008
1.) A term from a Washington state anti-smoking ad, used as an expression of both utter disgust and rejection.

2.) A word having the effect of making one want to do exactly the opposite of what the local government is propagating.
1.) Billy: Hey Jennie, would you like to blow me?

Jennie: Blizonko!

2.) Addicted teen - Dude, I was planning on never defiling my lungs with tobacco, but then I saw an anti-smoking ad with the word "blizonko" and, well, f*ck 'em.
Blizonko by J Winsky February 22, 2009