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Biscosity 

Totally is a word although my brother insists it isn’t so here, now it’s in the dictionary.

Biscosity - to describe the level of Biscosity is to determine the biscuit/sludge texture of a substance.
These mashed potatoes have a degree of Biscosity
Biscosity by BiscoffBagels July 16, 2023

biscuity goodness 

Riduculously delicious, utterly fattening. Scrumptious. Light, flaky, and buttery. Often said when stoned, drunk, or otherwise inebraited at 4 AM at the local breakfast joint.
"Mmmm... these pancakes have the biscuity goodness."
"I am so wasted. Take me to get some biscuity goodness."
"Kim, check out that's guy's ass. It has the biscuity goodness."
biscuity goodness by Prilian June 30, 2006
viscosity by Fred Elliot July 21, 2005

Fecal Viscosity

A high and low measurement of the thickness/solidness of one's feces. High Fecal Viscosity means constipation. Low Fecal Viscosity means loose, watery stool.
Roger was urinating in the men's room when he heard the man in the handicap stall suffering from low fecal viscosity. He was taking a mop bucket dump.

Terminal Bitchosity 

like terminal velocity, the rate at which a person's bitching gets them bitch slapped.

A Person achieves their Terminal Bitchosity when the downward force of their bitching (Fb) equals the upward force of a fist coming at them (Ff). This causes the net bitching on the object to be zero, resulting in an acceleration of zero.
Did you see that? She called him pencil dick and he smacked her. She finally found terminal bitchosity.
Terminal Bitchosity by OMGR8US September 26, 2009

biscuity lining 

1)The dough like inner layer of chubby people's thighs and or under arms. 2) A piece of art made with biscuits
3) A phrase used to describe a messy fart
1) Delta Burke received third degree burns on her thigh, thank God for her thick biscuity lining!
2) Tiffany prefers art from the romantic period while Susie enjoys everything from modern to biscuity lining.
3) The beans revisted Sheba in the form of a biscuity lining and ruined her new white satin panties/recital.
biscuity lining by trisha flowers February 3, 2007