benchtard 

A person seen as so retarded they set a new benchmark in stupidity.

Jim: George W. Bush is the best President the USA has ever had. He's a great public speaker too.
Bob: Jim, you are such a benchtard it astonishes me.
Jim: What did I say?
Bob: Exactly.

benchtard by Hashishin666 February 7, 2007

Varsity Benchwarmer 

The act of being on Varsity in any sport however being benched thought the season. Varsity benchwarmers are the top top benchwarmers at school. Also known as third string, and a lacrosse player on a football team

Tom: Dude! I got into Varsity football!
Dave: Sweet! what position?
Tom: Varsity benchwarmer
Dave: I never heard of that position

Tom: Sure you have! every professional team has one
Dave: WOW! thats cool, all the girls are gonna think your so hot since your on Varsity

Varsity Benchwarmer by Spazmeoutdawg February 20, 2011

Benchmarked 

1. To be injured in a single, obviously painful, incident.
2. To have failed to an extreme degree (cf pwned), often used as an exclamation.

Upon seeing a wrestling move go painfully awry
"Oh my God, he totally benchmarked him."

"I asked her out but she just slapped me"
"Benchmarked!"

Benchmarked by d_to_the_m_an December 18, 2009

Becktard 

Becktard- A person that lacks common sense and education who believes that Glen Beck's thoughts and words are just below that of the holy gospel and they must belive and do as they are told. They have no problem with making him rich by purchasing his books and attending his lectures while they live off of hotdogs and beans.Like Jim Jones If Beck offered them kool-aid they would drink it quickly and smile. They waste their time listening to him on radio and watching his TV show followed by passing his words onto others not knowing that normal people laugh at them because of the stupitidy they show.

What a becktard.

Becktard by wolf1958 June 27, 2010

Bitchtard

Combination of the term bitch, which means someone who complains, yells, and is always in a bad mood, and retard, which means someone who consistently does incredibly stupid things.

Definition: A whiny and bitchy person who is constantly acting like a retard.

Jessica Simpson

Bitchtard by Conk April 20, 2004

Butch Benchmark

The level obtained in examinations and tests by the big, dumb kid in the class and thus the minimum level every other respectable candidate should obtain.

'I did so bad in that test, I didn't even clear the butch benchmark'

Butch Benchmark by mynameischuck March 19, 2009

Bechard 

usually outcasted from most others, fun loving person, easily trustable and true.

He won't party with me, but he'll still my friend hes some kinda bechard or something.

Bechard by Bechard February 20, 2009