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benadryled

The cheap alternative to roofies. Add a splash of benedryl to her drink, stuff it in a cheese pocket, offer her the treat, and reap your rewards later.
Oh my god, Becky totally got benadryled last night by that punk, Ben. She was sooo sleepy.
benadryled by loopyboo January 3, 2016

benadryl cabbage patch 

person 1: Benadryl Cabbage patch is my favorite actor, i love him in Sherlock.

person 2: i dont man, i think Beedrill Confused bats was better in Dr. Strange

benadryl high

a crazy hallucinatory high..

in reality i was standing where the coffee cup was supposed to be (next to the coffee machine and creamer and sugar) and my mind tricked me that there was a blue coffee cup on the counter and i was lifting it up, but in reality i was lifting the creamer container and pouring the sugar into the creamer container, and i poured old cold coffee from that morning (this was at night) into the creamer/sugar mixture i made and tried stirring it (only me and my druggy friend were awake), not to mention i was walking up the stairs to get to the living room in the first place and hallucinated my dog going up the steps so i stood there waiting at empty stairs saying "im waiting for the dog to go up the stairs" when in reality the dog was laying down in the kitchen, so my friend said "man the dog isnt even anywhere near you how is he in the way", and i also tried sleeping upstairs in the bathtub because i thought that was my bed but my bed is downstairs. YOU NEED someone with you that KNOWS youre doing this drug that can help you out, because this drug is scary as fuck when you take it, and im done taking it, because the last two times i've done it i did 1200MG of benadryl and my pupils got huge like i was doing acid and i was high for like 3 days. i got a headache that felt like someone was cracking my skull with a hammer while high on this, and my heart was beating like a motorcycle.
"man dont take too much of that alone, a benadryl high is scary as shit"
benadryl high by jakematoga July 27, 2019

Benadryl Dart 

1. a small sharp arrow, shot through a blowgun into the neck of someones screaming child, delivering enough Benadryl into the bloodstream to put the child into a deep sleep for 8 hours.
On the redeye flight to Rome from Atlanta, we were seated behind a screaming three year old brat with oblivious parents. I rolled up my inflight magazine into a tight tube, loaded a "Benadryl Dart" from the handy travel package and pretended to cough into the tube. A perfect shot right in the jugular vein! Minutes later, everyone on the plane enjoyed the silence and drifted off into dreamland (including the pilots).
Benadryl Dart by Fotofly November 28, 2010

benadryl 

1. An over the counter antihistimine that works great if you need to stop an allergic reaction or fall asleep.
2. The world's least addictive recreational drug. There's nothing fun about getting high on Benadryl. In fact, it's horrible. You have terrifying hallucinations that are impossible to distinguish from reality. Gum is more addictive than that shit.
1. That Benadryl stopped my sneezing but damn am I sleepy now.
2. One time I ate 16 Benadryl for "fun." My ceiling had two fans on it and a wrought iron fence was sticking out of my wall. I heard footsteps on the ceiling, people banging on my window, and upon seeing a giant, oozing bug on my comforter, I spent the duration of the night whimpering underneath my covers.
benadryl by 720mgSTEEEVE December 1, 2009

benadryl 

1.) When used for its intended purpose, it is very useful for the treatment of allergies.

2.) When used at doses 4 or more times the recommended dose, it is a hallucinogenic deliriant. If you manage to fight off the extreme drowsiness and stay awake, it could hardly be considered an escape from reality, as the hallucinations experienced usually very closely resemble reality. For example, you'll quite likely see one of your family members and upon trying to interact with them, they'll disappear. This is more freightening than it may sound, as some of these encounters may be not-so-friendly, such as thinking you're getting busted by your parents for attempting to bake a cake in your dresser drawer. It is damn near impossible to differenciate between hallucinations and reality. Also, you'll more than freak out anyone around you who doesn't know you've taken something. There's a 99.9% percent chance that you'll respond to questions you were never asked or try to make comments on events you thought you saw, only to scare the piss out of them. Hardly worth it.
Oh shit, I wonder how much damage I caused on that benadryl trip last night.
benadryl by phxwhiteboy88 May 23, 2011