be fucked 

an expression, of british origins, to signify that an individual cannot be bothered or does not care about something, or is too lazy, tired or hungover to tend to responsibilities...see also be assed, be arsed.

i would have done the dishes today, but i couldn't be fucked.

i might have gone to work today, but i was so hungover when i woke up that i couldn't be fucked.

be fucked by sin_77 November 6, 2006

cant be fucked 

Aussie slang for not wanting to, or not having the energy and motivation do something.

"Man, i really can't be fucked changing the channel, let's just watch Springer."

cant be fucked by Diego July 8, 2003

I can't be fucked 

to tired or low energy to do something (Can't be fucked)

Friend 1: did you do the homework
Friend 2: No really I can't be fucked

I can't be fucked by Modded Gaming March 31, 2017

couldn't be fucked 

when you don't want to do something, so much so, that you, well; couldn't be fucked.

mom: "hey Jonny. take out the trash. will ya?"
jonny: "aw mom, i'm sorry but: i just couldn't be fucked."
mom: "you little shit."

couldn't be fucked by Angus of Regnulass December 27, 2021

To Be Fucked List

a list of women/men that one maintains who them desire to have sex with at some point in the future, but for some reason are presently unable to at this point. also known by an acronym of TBFL.

Pete: "You see that bartender?"
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."

To Be Fucked List by Pete Dick February 13, 2008

not to be fucked with 

when someone is so bad ass, you can't even fuck with them

Nate Garner is so hot he's not to be fucked with

not to be fucked with by Lolo501 July 24, 2015

i want to be fucked by him/fuck her 

1.Want to have sex with him or her
2.Want to have sexual relations with one another

I really want to be fucked by him(girl;wet)
I really want to fuck her(boy;hard)
I want to be fucked by him/fuck her:read desc.

i want to be fucked by him/fuck her by Meme Catcher November 25, 2017