batjob

Like a blowjob but you wear a batman mask. And when you cum you say "... Justice."

my parents are dead so my significant other gave me a batjob. I'm Batman.

batjob by ß July 14, 2012

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batjokes

the greatest couple of all time aka batman x joker

did you read that batjokes fanfic yet?

batjokes by baelfire lycaon March 20, 2018

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Bratjob

Having a girl feed you a bratwurst or any other phallic shaped object while receiving a blow job. It is both the subconscious desire of all men and the gas chamber for every neo-feminist. Also, a sort of “yin and yang” of sexual union with the correct objects being placed in the correct mouth.

It has been said that if the Bratjob existed in Freud’s lifetime, he would have dedicated a whole book merely to the topic.

There are variations including “The Maxwell Street Suck-off” which strictly involves Chicago’s signature hot dogs only. “The Tailgater” is a position in which the man makes love to his mate from behind and has his thirst quenched by an alcoholic beverage the female provides to him.

“Man, I got a great bratjob last night. The girl was great and I sure do love bratwurst.”

Bratjob by Double_M July 4, 2009

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Batmobike

-noun
1. a motorcycle (usually sportbike) that is travelling at an unusually slow speed;
often used to insult a fellow biker

2. the bike portion of the Batmobile from the movie "Dark Night"; which we see our beloved Batman cape-flapping through Gotham at break-neck speeds of up to 30mph

"Wanna race?"
"Against your Batmobike? I'd better take off my shoes, I run faster bare-footed..."

"I checked my mirrors for him, but all I could see was his cape flapping."

"When are you gonna sell that Batmobike and get a Huffy?"

Batmobike by Naked Fain August 12, 2008