bannon

v. as in "to bannon." 1. the act of attempting to suck one's own dick and failing; 2. the act of attempting to suck one's own dick and failing miserably because it's too f*cking short to reach beyond your pubic hair; 3. the act of attempting to suck your own dick but failing so miserably because you can't grab on to balls you don't have in order to wrestle your genitals into your yapping maw.

That guy was bannoning so hard I feared Trump would stick a golf tee in his ass and play through.

bannon by TommyRocket July 27, 2017

Bannon

The act of autofellatio. Term first coined by Anthony Scaramucci, then White House Communications Director.

I remember seeing this film once, in college, where this guy shoves a cucumber up his ass and Bannons. Weirdly awesome.

Bannon by FarfelFox August 2, 2017

bannon

A man who cannot perform oral sex on himself due to being overweight and/or having a small penis.

He claims to be able to blow himself, but he's so fat that there's no way. I'm sure he's a bannon.

bannon by lfbi July 27, 2017

Bannon

Auto-fellatio. The act of sucking one's own dick.

Spineless Donald Trump really enjoys a nice long Bannon

Bannon by ItsRainingMeh July 30, 2017

Bannon

When a person or animal gets high on a substance, often in unexpected places. This usually ends in chaos for everyone.

At school all my friends bannoned on sharpies.

Bannon by Ms.PotatoHead December 30, 2011

Bannon

See: cunt

"You're such a fuckin' Bannon, you know that?"

Bannon by Dead Edward January 15, 2018

Bannon

ugly gay cunt with donkey hairline

bannon is a dick

Bannon by jimm5000000 May 30, 2018