bakow 

to blow stuff up in your mind

Maccy bakowed his boss in his mind since he couldn't kill for fear of going to jail for firing him today.

bakow by Yubari September 14, 2006

Bakewell Tart

After a session of heavy banging culminating in a cream-pie the woman fills herself with cherries then gets the man to dig the mixture out with his tongue.

For dessert last night, she force-fed me a bakewell tart.

Bakewell Tart by Sarah-Lee September 16, 2012

babow 

big ass bottle of wine (abbrev.)

Amy: Let’s open this 5 liter bottle of wine. It’s my birthday! What’s the name of this size bottle?

Barney: I think is a Jerabome or a Balthazar. I cannot recall. Either way, it’s a big ass bottle of wine.

Amy: That’s it then. It’s a babow.

Barney: Happy birthday Amy, we love you!

babow by the comand'r July 3, 2022

bakoobs

When a person has so much fat on their back, it looks like they have boobs on their back.

"DAYUM!" Look at that Maggie chick's bakoobs.
"SHIT SON!"

bakoobs by PoonN'Cooch January 6, 2008

dirty bukowski 

when a guy is so drunk that he passes out while fucking some skank and then wakes up the next morning with a dildo in his ass

Did you hear about James? He brought some chick home from a bar and ended up with a dirty bukowski...

dirty bukowski by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

Bukowskiesque 

The state or quality of being like the beat author and poet Charles Bukowski. Essentially an interesting, low rent, heavy-drinking, blue collar, womanizing barroom philosopher.

I know this dive bar that has a bunch of Bukowskiesque characters who hang out in it.

Bukowskiesque by Boulevardier April 18, 2010

Bakwaas 

The word 'bakwaas' means bullshit in Hindi and Urdu, languages native to Pakistan and India.

Kim: Omg I slept with Channing Tatum last night

Diya: Don't talk bakwaas , child!

Bakwaas by Allie2002 July 14, 2018