bagelista 

Like a barista who makes coffee, a bagelista is someone who makes and assembles bagels and bagel sandwiches in any sort of bagel or baked goods shop.

Ooh, I hope the cute bagelista makes my sesame and strawberry cream cheese bagel.

bagelista by unicornhorn May 15, 2010

Bagelist 

When you are racist to bagels

Jonam said he wouldn't fuck my bagel, he is so bagelist

Bagelist by YOUARESOBAGLEIST January 4, 2019

Babetista 

N. (bayb tees' ta) A woman who is so extremely gorgeous her attractiveness defies all known definitions of beauty. On a comparative scale, calling a babetista 'hot' would be the same as calling a 'hot' girl ugly.

Damn girl, you're such a babetista in that dress.

Babetista by wolfx7d August 18, 2010

Holy Ballista 

A truly incomprehensible moment

Guy 1: A meteorite is coming right towards us!
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!

Guy 1: Did you see that huge joint I rolled?
Guy 2: No...
(after seeing)
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!

Holy Ballista by Frothblemaker September 6, 2009

balistashit 

When a rhino(a guy) fucks you up the butt and you shit on its horn (his penis)

When someone is beating you by so much its balistashit

When you realized you just buttfucked your cousin

I was with Jake last night when I balistashited him

Man, your winning by so much its balistashit

Shit man, i just balistashited Emily

balistashit by The Jareds January 16, 2010

Ballista Cuffs 

to be unable to escape from a task until its done. Derived from the inability to exit the ballistas in Monster Hunter Tri until you have used all of your ammo.

Guy 1: Hey, are u going to stop working and get on xbox?

Guy 2: Nah I'll be on later. This project has me in ballista cuffs

Ballista Cuffs by Joshuasaurus May 18, 2010

Baelist 

A playlist for your bae.

Bae: can we listen to some music?

You: let me just bring up my baelist

Baelist by ChipsnNips November 22, 2014