asassynate 

The act of savagely being sassy towards another hoping to walk and strut away with a personal endeavor of satisfaction.

After Miranda called Ashley a weak ass bitch, Ashley took off her earing and knew it was time to asassynate Miranda.

asassynate by Sharkbait0018 December 6, 2016

consider her assassinated

when someone is so fine you forgo the usual "I'd hit it".

*gorgeous pictures appear on facebook"

Dewd 1: DAAAMN.
Dewd 2: Consider her assassinated.

consider her assassinated by Can Doghlan May 29, 2008

assassinate the toilet 

The act of clogging not only your toilet but toilets within a 5 mile radius.

What happens after you watch Twillight and get violent diarrhea.

man #1: Dude I have to go assassinate the toilet.
man #2: Ill call the plumber.

assassinate the toilet by Reaper118us March 19, 2010

assassinate

as¡¤sas¡¤si¡¤nate¡¤ (¨¡t¡ä)

transitive verb

to murder (esp. a politically important or prominent person) by surprise attack, usually for payment or from zealous belief
to harm or ruin (someone's reputation, etc.), as by slander, vilification, etc.

- your mission is too asses....assiss...assas...TO KILL A GUY (top gun version)

Powerful people fear that someone will try to assassinate them.

assassinate by Noka November 19, 2007

Assassynate 

To viciously insult, cut down, or thoroughly dismiss someone in a highly camp, outrageous, and bitchy manner.

Shantay: "Did you see her new Manolo Blahnik's?"

Devyn: "Uh-huuuh..."

Shantay: "Bitch looks like she got 2 dead Liberace poodles stuck to her feet!"

Devyn: "Damn! Girl just got assassynated!"

Assassynate by jamtoast January 12, 2011

Assasinate

a sexual reference.
when a man's friend is hiding in the closet maturbating while he's having sex. when the friend is about to come he runs out of the closet and shoots his load on the girl.

Assasinate: My boy Ben assinated Keri last night.

Assasinate by brittaney May 5, 2007

Ass assassinate 

To perform anal sex.

Boy A: Hey B, Where's your girlfriend?

Boy B: She's not here today, she's on crutches.

Boy A: What happened?

Boy B: Oh, I ass assassinated her last night.

Ass assassinate by Onemanarmy675 November 5, 2011