arsepit 

A synonym for "asshole"

"Bro. Stop being an arsepit to these girls."

"Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Ya. Little. Bitch."

arsepit by SpoinkyDoinky November 25, 2013

Arsepipe Tapioca 

A wonderful substance created during a furious session of bedroom gymnastics between a man and a woman.

While moving from vaginal penetration to anal ‘bum love’ a mixture of sweat, male pre-cum, female fanny batter, spit/lube, arse-grease and ultimately jizz get rubbed together to create a magical porridge like substance around the female arse pipe and the penis of the male.

This produce is usually cleaned away by bathing or it can be scraped up and eaten off of a Ritz cracker - yummy!

‘I’m so tired today’ said George, ‘I was up all night hammering Mildred up the tradesman’s, after I spaffed my wad up her nipsy she licked my rod clean and commented that she wished she had a Ritz cracker handy to much the arsepipe tapioca off’

Arsepipe Tapioca by Marty the Hat November 12, 2019

arsepiece 

A shite cunt that no one likes

this guy i work with is a total arsepiece

arsepiece by joe mcglynn June 11, 2006

arsewit

n.: Having the intelligence and insight of an arse.

See also: fuckwit

Well slap me sideways and call me an unrestrained arsewit, I can't believe I've been so stupid.

arsewit by phantom oddity January 9, 2004

arseitude 

a clever and arsey attitude usually from a child ( my 10 year old )

stop with the arseitude

arseitude by artsa16 May 4, 2008

arsetit 

someone who is an arse and a tit, but using only one wouldn't be enough to show your dislike for this person

Dave: ahh I hate steve!!! he's such an...

Geoff: arsetit?

Dave: yes!!

arsetit by sjones96 November 14, 2011

arsepiss

To defecate a near water like consistency. It usually doesnt last longer than one solid spray.

I just did an arsepiss!

arsepiss by bagngrams January 8, 2010