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Not knowing one's name and\or location. Used professionally by spies, thieves and snipers, but widely abused by Internet users.
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A: Where did you get that information?
B: I'm afraid I have to protect the anonymity of my informant.
B: I'm afraid I have to protect the anonymity of my informant.
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anonymity by Oreo, Cracka and Bean October 14, 2003
Anonymity
THE thing to hide in.
What enables everyone to blame everyone else for what no-one wants to be responsible for.
Not being named or being able to be traced from a statement or action you comitted.
What enables everyone to blame everyone else for what no-one wants to be responsible for.
Not being named or being able to be traced from a statement or action you comitted.
anonymity
1)The act of being so shibby, you no longer need to be recognized for what you say or write. You're just so cool.
2)The act of having no self-esteem OR everybody hates you. So to get ppl to listen to you, you have to make it so that they don't know it's you.
2)The act of having no self-esteem OR everybody hates you. So to get ppl to listen to you, you have to make it so that they don't know it's you.
1)My execive Shibbyness is so shibby that I have moved on to the realm of anonymity. SHIBBY!
2) pewrson A: DAMNIT! I used to be really shibby, but now I'm just a douchebag loser... EVERYBODY HATES ME! I guess for anyone to even care about my exsistance, I'll have to succumb to the realm of anonymity... DAMNIT!... THAT DOESN'T WORK!... IF I'M ANONYMOUS, NONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ME ANYWAY.
person B: Yeah, ur right... u suk at life... just go shoot yourself...
also... I did ur mom but her vag was too saggy.
2) pewrson A: DAMNIT! I used to be really shibby, but now I'm just a douchebag loser... EVERYBODY HATES ME! I guess for anyone to even care about my exsistance, I'll have to succumb to the realm of anonymity... DAMNIT!... THAT DOESN'T WORK!... IF I'M ANONYMOUS, NONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ME ANYWAY.
person B: Yeah, ur right... u suk at life... just go shoot yourself...
also... I did ur mom but her vag was too saggy.
anonymity by SHIBBY-ONE March 29, 2005
Shitter Anonymity
The doctrine of trying to avoid being in the public part of a restroom at the same time as a co-worker emerging from a stall after taking a shit, thereby preserving the anonymity of the person you heard violently exploding in the stall next to you.
Typically working in first-in/first-out order, if you go the bathroom and notice that someone is already using a stall (as if anyone wouldn't notice that earthquake fart), you should politely wait in your stall until that person has exited the restroom before you exit your stall. This order can sometimes be disturbed by speed-shitters and reading-a-freaking-novel shitters. If you're just taking a leak, you do not have to wait.
Typically working in first-in/first-out order, if you go the bathroom and notice that someone is already using a stall (as if anyone wouldn't notice that earthquake fart), you should politely wait in your stall until that person has exited the restroom before you exit your stall. This order can sometimes be disturbed by speed-shitters and reading-a-freaking-novel shitters. If you're just taking a leak, you do not have to wait.
MAIL GUY: I was dropping trou this morning when I heard someone detonate some serious explosive diarrhea in the stall next to me. I waited for him to wash his hands and leave so that he could have his shitter anonymity.
COPY GUY: I bet it was Ray--that guy eats so much crap he's destined for the brown deluge.
MAIL GUY: Thanks to my good pooping manners, we will never know, and he can keep his dignity.
COPY GUY: I bet it was Ray--that guy eats so much crap he's destined for the brown deluge.
MAIL GUY: Thanks to my good pooping manners, we will never know, and he can keep his dignity.
Shitter Anonymity by YouMustSquat September 24, 2009