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blow a pad 

when a female becomes extremly frustrated and has enough built up anger to blow out her tampon or feminine protection device from her vaginal region.
Mollie was so pissed she was ready to blow a pad.
blow a pad by Barkov January 26, 2010

bird on a pad

A woman who in bleeding from her ginny.(Vagina)
"hey babe, wanna kill all humans?"
"i cant I've got my period"
"oh great bird on a pad!"
bird on a pad by khelly May 20, 2008

menage a pad 

When your lover tries to borrow or share your beloved I-pad. A bit like a hapless grab at a threesome except with your adored, sancrasant I-pad.
"Back off already boyfriend. Get your own I-pad. My I-pad is a monogamous machine. No menage a pad for you!".
menage a pad by Ms. Bunklehead October 15, 2010

frog.on.a.pad.cos

a tiktok user, literally one of the coolest people on earth, i’m not even kidding!!! /srs
very cool, would never forget them!
ā€œ frog.on.a.pad.cos IS ONE OF THE COOLEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLDā€

slug with a brillo pad hat. 

a nicely trimmed pussy, where the lips are cleanly shaven but there is some hair left up top.....kinda like a landing strip.
I got down with the slug with the brillo pad hat.
slug with a brillo pad hat. by J.F. February 12, 2003

The Number Pad Has A 0 On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discovery 

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The Number Pad Has A 0 On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discovery