Yard gnomed 

To be thrown under the bus to such you are standing there looking like a yard gnome.

To be thrown under a bus.

to be stopped in your tracks with information

What the fuck, comes to mind.

Charles got yard gnomed, when his buddy suggested to his boss that Charles work on Saturday.

Yard gnomed by feddersenjh January 25, 2012

A Dirty Yard Gnome 

A sexual act involving a yard gnome used as both a vaginal and anal dildo. Usually used while a girl is on her period, but to give a true dirty yard gnome the woman has to also have a case of diarrhea.

Guy 1: Man, my girlfriend is into some freaky things.

Guy 2: That's not a bad thing right?

Guy1: Normally no, but this chick asked for a Dirty Yard Gnome.

A Dirty Yard Gnome by madworldradio July 12, 2009

Yard Gnome 

A member of the Fire Department whose only apparent job is to stand in the front yard of the scene with arms crossed, otherwise not doing a damn thing.

I had to drag the hose around the Yard Gnome on my way into the house fire.

Yard Gnome by John Wesley February 9, 2008

yard gnome 

Passive or lazy person smoking a pipe but otherwise doing nothing.

Chris said he won't help sweep the shop because "he makes too much dust". He'd rather just smoke his pipe and stand around. What a yard gnome.

yard gnome by UCSteve November 4, 2009

yardgnome 

Used when describing a person thats short, standing still and looking good.

It is also an object made of porcelain. Very similar to the notorius elf and the hard2catch lepricon.


the word (adjective) was created by an prize winning yardgnome-imitator from norway. No data about the noun.

"Stop being a goddamn yardgnome and mingle with the tall people"

"You ran over my yardgnome"

yardgnome by WierdAl August 7, 2004