Western Dream

Similar to a wet dream, except when you wake up you're still shooting.

(Lee hears screaming from Big Slick's room and runs in)

Lee: What's wrong? Are you OK?

Big Slick: Wow. Sorry, i was dreaming i was starring aside Clint Eastwood in some crazy dream!

(Lee looks down, then starts smiling)

Lee: Its ok Slick. You are just finishing off a Western Dream!

Western Dream by nic london April 18, 2008

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Western Dream

When you wake up during a wet dream, and your little guy is still shooting.

guy 1: Man, I had a western dream this morning!
guy 2: You dreamt about cowboys and indians?
guy 1: No dude, I wwas dreaming about banging your mom, and I woke up and my little guy was still shooting

Western Dream by the real John Wang September 20, 2011

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Western Wet Dream

A Western Wet Dream is a wet dream where you get so excited that you begin cumming in your sleep and wake up while you are still shooting.

What is a western wet dream? It's when you wake up and you are still shooting!!!

Western Wet Dream by Stinkytoots January 6, 2015

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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