Webster's Ghost 

The ghost of Daniel Webster that rolls over in his grave for each entry in the Urban Dictionary. He causes the hair to stand up on the back of your neck everytime you lookup a word/phrase and typically a chill is felt.

John: Have you seen 'Dirty Sanchez' in the Urban Dictionary?
Kevin: Yes, I felt Webster's Ghost breath on the back of my neck when I read it!

Webster's Ghost by ultradaddy January 20, 2013

Webster's Dictionary 

The first two words of a speech given by a complete tool.

"Greetings, faculty, parents, and fellow students. Webster's Dictionary defines 'graduation' as..."

Webster's Dictionary by GreatGopher May 2, 2012

webster's 

A real dictionary with real definitions. Indescribably boring. Still not as popular as the Bible or the Beatles.

John Lennon never said "We're bigger than Webster's"

webster's by The Rom September 3, 2003

webster's 

Second best to UrbanDictionary

Why use Websters when you've got UrbanDictionary

webster's by monkeyJ September 30, 2003

Webster's Dictionary 

Any cheap lexicon between two book covers that contains the words 'Webster's Dictionary' on the cover.

Please go to the Dollar Store and grab me a Webster's Dictionary.

Webster's Dictionary by Luddz May 27, 2015

Webster's Dictionary 

The opposite of this crappy site that only has fake news, but is great for defining Emergency Bacon.

I read the Webster's Dictionary Today.

Webster's Dictionary by lol im a not troll October 12, 2017

Webster's Law

Webster's Law states that no matter what the subject, a discussion posted in the Real Ale Twats - Viz Facebook group will always reference Doom Bar at some point. This is because of the ubiquity and generic nature of Doom Bar.

(after discussing dispense method for several threads)
-I don't care how my beer is served, so long as it's not Doom Bar.
-Webster's Law!

Webster's Law by Freedomslayer99 February 21, 2018