Wankertwat

A wankertwat is someone who as well as being a complete twat also wanks themselves stupid as well. Wankertwats can be mainly spotted in major cities and towns. They normally wear suits and work in politics.

Due to their excessive wanking and the fact they are complete twats Wankertwats are normally quite blind to what is going on around them which is why they make good politicians.

I refer the honourable wankertwat to comments I made moments ago.

Wankertwat by Terry T November 28, 2006

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WankerTanker

When you wank your penis so many times in one day that it turns red. Like the local fire truck.

Dude I had the biggest wankertanker yesterday. I thought it was permanent.

WankerTanker by BigJdogSwizzle June 13, 2017

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Related Words

Wankertwat • wankertator • wankerbate • WankerTanker • wanktwat • wankerbatting • wankerstation • Wankertitis • wankertittie • WankerTwerker

wankerstation

A wankerstation is the chair or place that you wank off in.

Dude! Don't sit there, thats my wankerstation!
Your what?
My wankerstation. I beat my meat sitting in that chair.

wankerstation by chaseTHEg August 1, 2009

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wankerbate

1- Yet another term for masturbating

2- The act of masturbation ("wankerbation")

3- A worthless jerk-off ("wankerbator")

4- Speaking, singing, or writing alot without saying anything at all ("verbal, lyrical, or literary wankerbation")

It's time to wankerbate!

It seems that Luke is one with the wankerbation, Emperor.

Get out of my face, you damn wankerbator!

While some may find the works of (insert annoying author here) to be enlightening and insightful, I am quite turned off by the excessive amount of literary wankerbation that this asstard uses to completely dance around anything remotely resembling a point.

wankerbate by Batrastard April 21, 2003