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A person who has lost the ability to reason, be courteous to those around them, perform shopping tasks in a timely manner, share aisles of stores with others, wash themselves or their children. The Waltard can be found wandering Walmarts aimlessly.

Latin name: Walmartius Tardilis
All I wanted was laundry detergent and I ended up being at the Walmart for two hours because the Waltards trapped me in an aisle with their carts and screaming children.
Waltard by Walyt June 7, 2009
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Term used to describe any high-functioning-retard that may be found working in your local Walmart.
The Waltard stocking shelves was drooling all over the potato chips.
Waltard by Codacrawford July 6, 2010
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another name for walter, the boy who talked about his friends and friends decided to ditch him because of him.
walter was talking behind her back. this is why he is a walturd
walturd by Anti-Walter June 29, 2008
When you're so drunk that your behavior is comparible to a mental retard.
Man, I was so wastarded last night, I left my $500 camera in the club!
wastarded by bumbobway May 21, 2006
When someone asks a ridiculous question but is completely serious. Then answers their own question extremely wrong.
How many millions are in a billion? 6 right?
You're such a wagtard.
wagtard by scubas steve November 21, 2009
Fuck wartards. Those wartards are shitting in their own nest, but they're shitting in ours too.
wartard by author December 20, 2006

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Waiting in line for windows phones with contracts is waytarded!
waytarded by seyfert December 11, 2013