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VanDunking

1.) When a man with a very large penis has intercourse with a woman to the point where vaginal stitches are necessary.
So I guess Emily's back from the hospital. I hear she got a VanDunking. She needed 12 stitches!!!
VanDunking by D-Rock City July 7, 2011
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vandusky 

A conversion van with the following exhaustive criteria:

windowage = low

sodomic intent = high

These outcasts among internal combustion conveyances share similar traits including an affinity for playground parking lots, Penn State campuses, and republican conventions.

(see also: Saabdusky, Sandatsun, GMC Savanal, Pedofiat, Pederaston Martin, Peewee Hervan, Mini Coopervert, Dodge Durangoatsee, GMC Tysonoma, Ford AerostaR Kelly, Rape Rover, and Neverland Ranchero)
(NOTE: the identity of the conversees below will be protected by the pseudonyms B. Costas, and J. Sandusky. ... Naw, that's too obvious... Bob and Jerry.)

Bob: "Jerry, are you sexually attracted to young boys?"
<long pause>

<more long pausing>

Jerry: "Am I sexually attracted to underage boys? Sexually attracted? You know, I enjoy young people. I, I love to be around them. I, I... But no, I'm not sexually attracted to young boys. I do, however, stockpile them in the vandusky for rousing weekend roadtrips to vacant parking lots and hidden overpasses. You know, at their, um, request."
vandusky by barfcake January 17, 2012

vanbumbled 

As defined by Sal Vulcano of Tru TV's Impractical Jokers. Being vanbumbled is to see a family member naked.
Joe: "Have you ever been vanbumbled?"
Murr: "No, I'm usually the vanbumbler."
vanbumbled by thatsmoshgurl August 26, 2017

Vandemark 

1. A classy girl.

2. A terribly cute girl who dresses well.
Look at that Vandemark, she's definitely gunning for the top of the corporate ladder.

Vanbumbled 

When you accidentally see a family members genitalia.
I got vanbumbled by my grandmother in 1998.
Vanbumbled by Cru7 August 26, 2017

Vanduzled 

The act of being hoodwinked by a spouse or significant other. This includes but is not limited to: Cheating, lying, sneaking around, and general hoodwinkery.
After five years of dating my boyfriend, I just found out that he had sex with six different girls, and a transvestite- AFTER I bought him a Wii for Christmas! Boy, I've been vanduzled!!
Vanduzled by Jacob12321324 February 20, 2011