Upfucker

One who has sex with someone else to better their situation.

Dude, did you hear about all the money she has coming her way? The only possible explanation is that she's an upfucker.

Upfucker by One dude. May 21, 2009

Upfucker

Someone who is fucking anally while the one being fucked is standing.

"You wanna upfuck tonight?"
"Yeah, sure"

"You are such an upfucker!"
"I don't do it like that."

Upfucker by fuckkk October 21, 2013

upfuckery 

Activity or activities leading to the fucking up of something or someone.

"As usual. upfuckery abounds in my family"

"What sort of upfuckery is this?"

upfuckery by Mu Cow January 29, 2008

unfucker

Job title given to people who unfuck other peoples shit.

Sam: What your job description?
Jill: I am an unfucker

unfucker by Jacstar June 9, 2016

Be An Unfucker 

Someone who unfucks the planet by changing their douchy un-eco friendly habits.

Hey dickhead, Be An Unfucker and pick up your rubbish.

Be An Unfucker by The Unfuckers February 26, 2015

unfuckerize

To un-fuck-it-up regardless of culprit. To take something broken or completely messed up and make it better.

I will have to unfuckerize my car before my Dad sees it.

Remember to remove the word unfuckerize from emails prior to forwarding to clients.

unfuckerize by Shacharlyn December 20, 2016

unfucker

/ənˈfəkər/

noun

Someone who helps other people extract themselves from potentially embarrassing or awkward situations.

Darn it, I accidentally told him I loved him when I was drunk and now he won't return my texts. I need to hire a relationship unfucker.

unfucker by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020