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"UMAT" is the Undergraduate Medicine and Health Science Admission Test. It is "a test of general reasoning ability designed to provide a measure of your aptitude for the study of medicine and the health professions."

A 2.5 hour test held at a predetermined location, the UMAT is basically a large gathering of people (who regard themselves as) of above average intelligence who want to be a doctor, or whose parents want them to be doctors.

Overrepresentation of the Indian, Sri Lankan and general Asian populations.
"I have the UMAT tomorrow, I'm so stressed I really want to be a doctor I've been doing heaps of medentry practice stuff but i can only ever get like 95% aargh I'm going to fail and then cos my UAI will only be like 99.65 I won't be able to be a doctor and then I'll be the disgrace of my family."

"Dude, there's like a thousand people here. And another thousand this afternoon. Only a handful are actually going to get in."

"Oh look, there's Neha, Puja, Aditi, Amit, Suresh, Prianka, Raj, Ramesh, Sangeeta, Anil and Manish."
UMAT by S-la August 27, 2008
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Umatilla, Florida 

A place where rednecks rejoyce and party all year round. The schools are "smart" but they teach you nothing. The people in Umatilla are very personal but they can't keep a secret.
Please tell me you didn't tell her my secret. She's from Umatilla, Florida.

Umatilla 

A small town in Eastern Oregon, that constantly talks crap about other towns that are better than them, which is everyone. They are especially jealous of Boardman, which has a high school called Riverside, which is three time state champs for soccer, and has really athletic guys, and can school "shumatilla" in almost everything, except being stupid.
Does Umatilla even have a competent sports team?

Why no, no they dont.
Umatilla by Bigbekay November 27, 2011

Umatilla 

N. - The bowel movement resulting from desperately refusing to crap for many days while backpacking, being at summer camp, or otherwise lacking access to a reasonable restroom facility.
Arwen cranked out a painful Umatilla after a week, and it was fortunate that she did not need surgery.
Umatilla by Les Miller October 13, 2007
The winning word for Chuckie in scrabble
Just won scrabble with umath
Umath by ibaseball24 November 23, 2016
A name referring that you can call your girl friends
Person A: OMG! You look so umata right now

Person B: Awh, thanks lovely
umata by Italianputin March 3, 2022

Umatilla High School 

A high school located in lake county Florida. The town itself is small and everyone knows everyone. You definitely need a DNA test to date anyone to make sure your not related. Full of kids who think they are the best at sports but actually suck. All a product of inbreeding because no ever leaves the town. The degrade anyone who isn't from there.
Oh I went to Umatilla High School, all my kids went and their kids go there now. My grandson dated his cousin on accident.