Twatch 

Noun: A female Twitch player that only gets views due to their gender. Makes up for lack of personality with cleavage, makes up for a lack of gaming skill with twerking.

Did you see the live steam spotlight Overwatch has out, it's always some twatch streamer.

Twatch by White Goodmen February 4, 2018

Twatch 

Twatch

1. To watch your Twitter timeline without tweeting.

2. To not have a Twitter, but still follow along with celebrities' and your friends' tweets and trending topics.

Kevin: Son, get on Twitter.
Derek: I am.
Kevin: The fuck? You haven't tweeted anything in two days.
Derek: I know, man. I just been twatching something serious.

Joe: That #dirtysanchez trending topic last night was so epic.
Matt: Dude, do you even have a Twitter?
Joe: No, I just twatch.

Twatch by LeTwatcher December 8, 2011

Twatch 

Verb: To clock someone's twitter timeline.

He asked me why I had the time to tweet her back, and I hadn't tweeted him. I asked him why he was twatching me.

Twatch by That Liddle Shorddie March 21, 2011

Twatch 

A female's internal menstrual clock; specifically relating to a man soliciting sex.

Captain BlueBalls: "Hey honey, what time does your twatch say?"
She-Bitch the Emasculator: "No go babe, Alabama's playing in town this weekend."

Twatch by John, A Goat from Space February 25, 2011

twatch 

adj; a very funny cool person to hang out with. Could be described as good looking and sexist. It is only rumored there are only a handful still in existence

Women always love making sammiches for twatches, as they are very deserving.

twatch by PALS123 September 11, 2010

Twatch 

A cross between a twat and a snatch. A slang term meaning cunt.

Clearly she is in a bad mood, she is acting like a twatch.

Twatch by Stretcharmboggs January 7, 2018

twatch 

To watch twat; to look at a woman's vagina or to watch lesbian sex.

I'd rather be twatching.
The music was so horrific, it made me want to twatch.
That movie made me want to twatch.

twatch by D.L.M. April 14, 2006