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Transactor 

A module used for enhancing signal being received by an amplifier from an instrument, such as a guitar or electronic drums; Enhancement for Hi-Def Speakers or high quality studio monitors.
The level of transacting is measured by degrees. Guitars can usually range from 80-120 degrees, electronic drums can get from 40 to 160 degrees. Microphones only get up to approximately 20 or sometimes 25 degrees of transacting; this is because the signals of vocal do not vary dynamically and changes in frequency aren't so drastic so a high level transactor is unnecessary.
Transactor by Ishmael Schmidt October 3, 2010
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Transaction Zone 

The 5 foot radius around a debit machine or bank machine - to allow privacty when using your P.I.N. number.
Stay out of the transaction zone while I get cash from the bank machine.
Transaction Zone by sarsfieldk March 20, 2011

Pooey Transaction 

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)
"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"
Pooey Transaction by Terry Balls January 14, 2008

Transitory 

Word used by the federal reserve to describe "perpetual".
BTC is a speculative scam, don't worry, the ongoing price increases are transitory.
Transitory by Treitski October 14, 2021

Texas Transaction

When you’re eating someone’s ass and they fart in your mouth and then you burp it back into their face.
Yeah I was with Jackson last night and I farted while he was eating my ass and he had the audacity to give me a Texas Transaction.
Texas Transaction by badmitionfury September 15, 2019

jack transaction 

When a group of people all pitch in their cash for a meal then one member takes all the cash and uses his credit card to pay for the bill and in turns gets all the cash, gets points on his credit card and usually it goes on his company credit card. Effectively getting your cash transaction jacked.
Justin again used the jack transaction to take the cash and charge his credit card to get the points.

Twisted Transistor

A Korn song, released in 2005, on their newest album, See You on the Other Side. According to me, it's one of their best songs on the album.
It's Twisted Transistor, you tard, not "twist3d transictor."

Twisted Transistor owns noobs.

Hey you, hey you,
devil's little sister,
listening to your twisted transistor.
Hold it between your legs,
turn it up, turn it up.
Low-end is coming through,
can't get enough.

A lonely life,
where no one understands you,
but don't give up,
because the music do.
Music do, music do.
Because the music do,
and it is reaching inside you,
forever preaching.
Fuck you too,
your scream's a whisper.
Hang on you;
twisted transistor.

Hey you, hey you,
finally you get it.
The world ain't fair;
eat you, if you let it.
And as your tears fall on
your breasts, your dress,
vibrations coming through,
you're in a mess.

A lonely life,
where no one understands you,
but don't give up,
because the music do.
Music do, music do.
Because the music do,
and it is reaching inside you,
forever preaching.
Fuck you too,
your scream's a whisper.
Hang on you;
twisted transistor.

Hey you, hey you,
this won't hurt a bit.
(This won't hurt a bit,
this won't hurt.)
Says who, says who?
Anasthetize this bitch!
(A-NES-TA-THIZE THIS BITCH!
A-NES-TA-THIZE!)
Just let me between you,
let me - don't fit.
(DON'T FIT!)

Music do,
and it is reaching inside you,
forever preaching.
Fuck you too,
your scream's a whisper.
Hang on you;
twisted transistor.
Twisted Transistor by Amerikaner August 27, 2006