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Awkward-Titson 

A woman that always finds herself in extremely awkward situations.
Wow that person likes to 3rd wheel for fun they are an awkward-Titson

light my tits on fire

When a stripper splits a paper match & affixes it to her nipples & then lets a voyeur light the match.
Laura was the one who did this interesting trick of letting the customer light my tits on fire.
When a woman squats on your penis and girates at a clockwise motion while rubbing her clitorous in a counter-clockwise direction.
"Man, I busted after only two minutes when she tisoned me."
tisoned by Advisory Class June 11, 2005

Tits on Sticks 

What a skinny girl is called with big implants.
Tits on Sticks by Mareelevee December 16, 2008

Tickle Tipson 

Quandale dingles real ahh alter ego whos daddy left him at 8

Gotta say hes real fya
It's been a year daddy I really really miss you mommy says you went to the store to get some milk

anyways im failing all my classes and mommy hits me very frequently

and she changed my name to tickle tipson

anyways daddy i forgive you for abusing me

please come back
“This is the skin of a killer” is what Edward Cullen says to Bella Swan in twilight. This originated in the Twilight Shitposting group and it’s used daily in it.
“TITSOAK, Bella” said Edward while his skin shinned bright like a diamond and he looked disgusted by it.
“TITSOAK” said Frances when she saw a sparkling item that reminded her of Edward Cullen.
TITSOAK by twilightshitposting July 18, 2021