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The Taser is basically a modification to The Shocker. The twist being, before applying two in the pink and one in the stink, you chew your fingernails so they are rough and jagged generating additional - taser like shock to the shocker. Alternate spelling Tazer.
Just to give her a little more surprise I carefully gnawed my fingernails into jagged points, to give her .... The Taser.
The Taser by Rohlfy May 26, 2004
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A relative of The Shocker, The Taser is reserved for particularly small wives or girlfriends. It is executed using only the inner three fingers, keeping your ring finger separate from the other two.
Tom: Man, Susan is so tiny I had to use The Taser on her.

Bob: Score!!
The Taser by TheKillerFrisbee August 11, 2009

The dragon tamer

the name of most males right hand during those intimate times with themselves.
The Dragon Tamer = Your right hand
The Dragon = Your Willie or ding dong

Example: Just use your imagination lol
The dragon tamer by ZCMC April 1, 2009

Mentok The Mind Taker 

Character from the Adult swim show "Harver Birdman: Attorney at Law". Was a former enemy of Birdman, but is now a judge who often hears Birdman's cases.

He has various psychic powers including: teleportation, telepathy, hypnotism, precognition, and telekinesis — all referred to as "mind taking"— but he rarely uses them for anything beyond sophomoric mischief. He has been given the personality of a cocky and flamboyant stage magician; because of this, he often predicts the result of the cases he presides over before they have even started.

He often makes an entrance, such as appearing in a cloud of smoke or from a bolt of lightning. Mentok's gavel is a brain on a handle, which squishes when struck. He also seems to enjoy patronizing people such as Inch High Private Eye and especially the courtroom's bailiff, while the bailiff usually just ignores him and stares forward with a blank expression.

During his time on Earth, Mentok has worked as a mufti, a genie, a sex trade worker, a Cossack, and an E.S.T. instructor. His main catch phrase is "Booweeoop" to give the impression of eerie sci-fi music sound and is said whilst moving his hands around in a circular motion often when 'Mind Taking'.
1."You cannot stop Mentok the Mind Taker! Not while there's minds to be Men-taken!"-Mentok of Harvey Birdman: attorney at Law

The Breath Taker 

After a period of time of getting that becky right before your about to spludge in her mouth give a sharp blow to your womens stomach knocking the wind out of her making her gag and choke on yo dick. Take Caution tho, when you do spludge she will most likey choke to death on lack of oxygen from the blow to the stomach with the combonation of your dick and jizz in her mouth.
i invited my ex over last night.

why don't you hate her?

yeah, but shes a good fuck so i just did the breath taker and threw the body in the dumpster

hahaha, good one bro
The Breath Taker by ThatBetch December 25, 2010

The Shin Taker 

The Shin Taker is someone who is under 5'0, wears a plague doctor mask with a bunny hoodie on.
People do not know what The Shin Taker's gender is, so people say normally they/them.
The Shin Taker has many weapons such as, an axe, chainsaw, knife, ect.
Anyone could become The Shin Taker if they're under 5'0. If you make 10 short jokes within a day they can legally take your shins. (You have to wear The Shin Taker outfit)
Friend 1: Uhhh what are you wearing?
Friend 2: Halloween costume.
Friend 1: Oh that makes sense!
Friend 2: *Takes friend 1's shins* and that's for all the short jokes you bastard.
Friend 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?! I'm bleeding out!
Friend 2: I'm The Shin Taker, you made multiple short jokes today. To be exact 10. I am legally allowed to take your shins.
The Shin Taker by Mew_Thing October 21, 2020

the jazz taker

The type of person who is very knowledgeable of jazz music.
The jazz taker was able to describe all different eras of modern jazz music.
the jazz taker by Dr. Hendo June 26, 2025