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The Strained

The cruel saw blade axe wielding antagonist of Crossed Boundaries, despite being only seen through the original and the sequel, he is a definite fan-favorite to a majority of viewers. The character is portrayed by the co-author and modeler Jake Merritt; who is also the lead singer and song artist of Isolated Ataraxia.
“...quiet pathetic. The clippings shown multiple black and white pictures of the painted mural. He had gave himself his own name. The Strained.”
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The Strained

The antagonist of the first part of the Crossed Boundaries series, a saw blade axe wielding serial killer infamously known for murdering half of the population of the fictional town; Blood Creek, Tennessee. The character itself is portrayed by Jake Merritt, the lead singer and song artist of Isolated Ataraxia, and who is the co-author of the series. However, the sequel: The Waters We Lie Low, The Strained becomes the protagonist of the story, his appearance only being within the two entries, regardless, he stays true as a fan-favorite.
“...later. The graffitied name had been displayed upon the restaurants front door. The Strained.”

Stained the curtains 

When you vomit on a girl while you’re eating her out
Tim ate a tainted taco and stained the curtains last night.
Stained the curtains by AOA :] June 23, 2019

stained the toilet brown 

To make something worse and still naively believe it became better.
She stained the toilet brown with her bug fix.

Re-Stained the Deck 

When a guy has sex two days in a row without showering.
Yeah man, had a great week-end with her, I even re-stained the deck.
Re-Stained the Deck by Restainer September 25, 2021

Rudolph the Blood-Stained Jabberwock 

♪...Has wicked and vicious claws. And if you don’t run right now, you’ll spend Christmas in his jaws!♪
In Rudolph the Blood-Stained Jabberwock, it’s not just the Jabberwock, though. It’s also the Wildkin that spawns. Those Jabberwocks are also Scarlet ones named Rudolph and Wildkins look like emperor penguins.

Stained On The Hardware 

"Yo RZA, you got the dust? I'm tryna get stained on the hardware."