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texttention span 

The attention span you have for a texting conversation.
Sorry I didn't reply, I've got such a short texttention span.
texttention span by LBeverly June 29, 2011

textfectionate 

Expressing fondness or tenderness through text message

:)(:
:X
<3

;)
Jimmy is being so textfectionate today
textfectionate by AQT724 January 5, 2011

Tittention 

Exposing your breasts, cleavage, and/or side boob for attention.
That big boobed bitch is getting all the tittention.
Tittention by TMcGee June 2, 2015

twattention 

Megan was having a stressful day and needed a little twattention.
twattention by Dr. Balls 3000 August 25, 2011

Twittention Whore 

One found to be continually guilty of using Twitter (The worst thing to happen to the internet since reverse time-travelling cyber-cancer) as a means to drum up a continual interest in their dull, banal private life
Question: Can you believe Ashton Kutcher beat CNN to a million followers?

Answer: Ashton Kutcher can go die on a toilet, he's nothing but a filthy twittention whore!
Twittention Whore by Skipjimroo January 2, 2010

textentions 

Intentions of a text message. Text messages cannot express mood and the intentions are frequently misunderstood.
I was trying to be funny in a text message to my friend and she misunderstood my textentions.
textentions by kenbru April 6, 2021