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textbooking 

a mix between texting and facebook. if you are texting while on facebook, it is textbooking. so technically you are studying.
he is addicted to textbooking.
textbooking by xMerlonx March 29, 2011

Textbooking 

A person that sends text messages that are too long and detailed and require recipient to spend a considerable amount of time reading. Often in response to a very simple and short text
OMG, Tia is Textbooking me again. Gonna spend my entire night reading her messages.
Textbooking by Robbob11 August 13, 2023

Twitbooking 

The act of constantly updating your facebook status. This has become a rather annoying problem recently, especially with the invention of twitter. If you really want us to know what you are doing every five goddamn seconds get a twitter! Nobody gives a damn what you're doing anyways.
John: Luke keeps updating his facebook status every two minutes! What the hell?
Jenny: Wow that guy is totally twitbooking. What an asshole.

text booking 

an excessively long text message
damnit, my mom is text booking me again.
text booking by fluffy flave March 5, 2010

Twitbooking 

An unhealthy obsession with the aptly named Twitter, Facebook and other social media by twits and other eejits who don't see anything wrong with putting the banal details of their inconsequential lives online for stalkers, prospective employers, exes and their imaginary "friends" to peruse for hours on end when they should be working.

Online mental masturbation for the socially retarded who regard befriending the most online strangers as a badge of honour.
When you are a child you may have one imaginary friend.

When you are an adult, you have over 500, thanks toTwitbooking.
Twitbooking by irretardulous January 31, 2012

Sextbooking 

The equivalent of sexting but over facebook.
I almost went on a date with a guy who was into sextbooking last night. What a wanker!
Sextbooking by katygirrl January 18, 2011