Taco in a bag 

A warm tortilla, slightly mushy, filled with meat, cheese, and shit. It is placed in a bag and masked with "taco odors" to confuse any possible consumer of such disgusting smegma and turtle shit in a bag. Often sold at schools, because no one else in their right mind would actually buy this shit. Possible uses: fertilizer, laxitive, or a blunt weapon.

I took a bite of this taco in a bag, it tastes like shit. Want it?

Okay...it smells alright...OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!! THIS IS DISGUSTING! Aww, sick, flowers are growing in my mouth.

Taco in a bag by Kevin Costner January 19, 2004

TACO IN A BAG 

when eating a chick out, placing seran wrap over the vagina so the taste isnt as bad

She had a horrible tasting pussy, so i gave her a taco in a bag so i could stand it

TACO IN A BAG by Kavy August 19, 2006

TACO IN A BAG 

tacos in a bag. mushy. cheesy. beefy

boy: Want a taco in a bag?
boy 2: no thank you i just had my taco in a bag.

TACO IN A BAG by whitexasian July 24, 2006